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[striketwice]

[ It hits Alec a second later. He barely missed the 50s but some of the fashion lingered. And then of course he's seen how Henry dresses. ]

If I wanted to dress like this, I'd just raid your closet.

[vecna]

[lol wow fuck you (fond)]

Even my closet isn't like this. And besides, what's wrong with it?

[striketwice]

It's from the 1950's, for one.

No offense.

[vecna]

Not a fan?

[Hardly offended. He holds no special love for that decade, childhood or otherwise.]

I can’t really envision you as buttoned-up, anyway. Though I can see you as a greaser.

[striketwice]

[ He makes a face. ]

I'll stick with "grungy, 2000s-something bachelor", thanks.

[vecna]

[How can anyone want to describe their style as “grungy” and be fine with that-]

Well, I’m going to take advantage of this place and pick out a few things. Save an item box request or two.

[striketwice]

[ bro when was the last time you used the item box ]

You're carrying whatever you grab. I don't want to go back down to the food court after every little thing.

[vecna]

[you shut up]

Carrying my own bags? You're such a gentleman. [As always... giving him shit. But sure, he can accept this.] But fine. I'll just put my powers to good use.

[striketwice]

See? I am a gentleman. I don't want you to get rusty.

[ Alec counters by being a smug little shit, as usual. ]

[vecna]

[They could do this all day. But at some point, someone has to give -- and this time, it's Henry, who just gives Alec a Look.]

Of course not.

[WELL HE'S GONNA SHOP AROUND FOR A LITTLE, THEN.

...Though despite his claim of using his powers to carry multiple bags, Henry ends up only picking two or three outfits that can be neatly folded into one. Sometime in-between all of that:]

Are you really not going to look around even a little?

[striketwice]

[ While Henry's shopping around, Alec has posted up near a mannequin somewhere and is leaning against the fixture moodily. ]

Yeah, really. I'm not keen on dressing like one of the kids from Grease.

[ Alec does Henry even know what that is— ]

[vecna]

[Both the production and the film happened during his years in LAB PRISON, so no, unless he specifically goes looking into the memories of the people he’s killed.

You know, as you do.]

And is that supposed to mean something to me?

[striketwice]

Right. I suppose most of my pop culture references go right over your head.

[vecna]

I have a lot to catch up on. Add it to the list.

[Can you imagine Henry sitting down to watch Grease.

But if Alec is just going to chill with the mannequins, then Henry won’t keep him there for too long. He’s got a big ol’ shopping bag slung over a shoulder when he approaches, finished.]

This should do for now.

[striketwice]

I didn't realize I was supposed to have a list.

[ They have one now, apparently. And it starts with Grease.

But yes, he does just wait there. WHen Henry returns, he eyes that shopping bag. ]

Just how much stuff did you grab?

[vecna]

Just a few things.

[In this HUGE BAG? Citation needed.]

I’m tired of the same clothes on rotation.

[striketwice]

[ Just. Looks at the bag. Looks at Henry. Raises a skeptical eyebrow. Whatever you say, honey. ]

I hope you know that none of those clothes are going to fly when we get back to 2022.

[vecna]

I know fashion changes, Alec.

[But also, probably never for the best.]

But are you going to start dressing me like you, then?

[striketwice]

I know better. You'd veto everything I tossed your way.

That's why I'm going to let Madigan dress you.

[vecna]

[Makes just a little bit of a face.]

And dressing myself is out of the question… why?

[striketwice]

First of all, it won't be as amusing for me to watch.

[ Alec... ]

Second of all, the goal is to help you blend in. I trust her to manage it while also adhering to your tastes.

[vecna]

[The second is too logical to argue against, but the first point-]

Amusing?

[Honestly, this man.]

Maybe I’ll just ask for all on-lookers to leave and deprive you of your entertainment.

[striketwice]

Even me? I'm hurt.

[ He's not. ]

[vecna]

Even you.

[Yeah, he knows you’re not.]

[striketwice]

You might regret that when I let Mads just have her way with you.