[ "The only person in this entire universe"? Henry, please. Alec doesn't know what to do with himself when he says things like that. His gaze slices a way a little, almost embarrassed. ]
If you were trying to get me to carry it, that almost worked.
I suspect we'll be more bored than not. [So lots of empty floors.] But the promise of coming across something, even every once in a while, is enticing enough to keep going.
[ That little joking comment earns Henry a cheeky little smirk, then up the escalator they go. Again. And again. And again.
Until finally they arrive at. Uh. ]
Uh. Not... really? I mean some malls have like trampoline parks, or play areas for kids with those shitty inflatable obstacle courses. I've never seen anything like this before.
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[But also, probably never for the best.]
But are you going to start dressing me like you, then?
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That's why I'm going to let Madigan dress you.
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And dressing myself is out of the question… why?
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[ Alec... ]
Second of all, the goal is to help you blend in. I trust her to manage it while also adhering to your tastes.
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Amusing?
[Honestly, this man.]
Maybe I’ll just ask for all on-lookers to leave and deprive you of your entertainment.
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[ He's not. ]
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[Yeah, he knows you’re not.]
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Well, if it’s the latter, then don’t worry. The only person in this entire universe I care to be attracted to is standing right in front of me.
And he won’t even carry my bag.
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If you were trying to get me to carry it, that almost worked.
[ He's got it so, so bad. ]
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But oh? Is someone a little embarrassed? He leans a little to the side, dipping his head to catch his gaze in a teasing way. ]
Only almost? I’ll have to practice better ways to express my devotion, then.
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I guess you will.
[ So of course he just invites more of it. Inexplicably. ]
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Endless opportunities in the future, right?
[He smiles and straightens again, adjusting the bag over his shoulder.]
For now, let's keep moving on.
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RIGHT moving on. ]
What do we think the empty floor to occupancy ratio is gonna be in here?
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Time to wander out of this store.]
I suspect we'll be more bored than not. [So lots of empty floors.] But the promise of coming across something, even every once in a while, is enticing enough to keep going.
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[ HE KIDS. Onto the next however many escalators before they find something neat I guess. ]
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[His tone is joking right back but also, no. Never.
Up many escalators this time, and when a floor finally does have something, it's...
Well, it looks like an obstacle course.]
...Is this normal for a mall?
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Until finally they arrive at. Uh. ]
Uh. Not... really? I mean some malls have like trampoline parks, or play areas for kids with those shitty inflatable obstacle courses. I've never seen anything like this before.
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So then just unique to this place. It looks... [Hm.] Intense. Did you want to try?
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Do you?
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...Is what he should say, but his pride flares just a wee bit that look.]
And what's that supposed to mean, exactly?
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