[ "The only person in this entire universe"? Henry, please. Alec doesn't know what to do with himself when he says things like that. His gaze slices a way a little, almost embarrassed. ]
If you were trying to get me to carry it, that almost worked.
I suspect we'll be more bored than not. [So lots of empty floors.] But the promise of coming across something, even every once in a while, is enticing enough to keep going.
[ That little joking comment earns Henry a cheeky little smirk, then up the escalator they go. Again. And again. And again.
Until finally they arrive at. Uh. ]
Uh. Not... really? I mean some malls have like trampoline parks, or play areas for kids with those shitty inflatable obstacle courses. I've never seen anything like this before.
[Logic dictates that this is true. But how dare! Sure, they didn't physically train them in the lab, only psychically, but he's capable. He survived in the Upside Down for seven years. He might not tear through the whole obstacle course, but he could make it through, like--
[He follows, stopping beside Alec. Beyond them is the obstacle course -- a long stretch of "track" to get a running start, followed by a metal array of monkey bars, followed by a big wooden wall with a rope over which they are expected to climb.
I'm not even going to bother detailing the rest because let's be real. Henry won't make it past that.
BUT HE THINKS HE PROBABLY WILL, and he says lightly-]
Fine. Ready?
[Giving them a moment, then-] Three... two... one [ha]... go.
[And they're off. Henry's long legs equal long strides, and at least he starts off... well. Motivated. How's Alec going to fare?]
[ The thing about magical muscle is that it doesn't do you much good without having real muscle to back it up. After all, Enhancement magic takes what's already there and makes it better harder, faster, stronger.
So Alec is fine. There's a moment at the start where Henry outpaces him thanks to being 87% limb, but it doesn't take Alec long to realize that this is definitely going to be a sprint rather than a marathon. He steps on the proverbial gas, shoots past, and takes the first two obstacles with an ease born of many, many years of practice. It's nostalgic, in its way. He can practically hear ol' Sarge barking orders at him from the sidelines.
When he gets to the top of the wall, that's where he stops, turning to look at how Henry's doing. How is Henry doing? ]
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Well, if it’s the latter, then don’t worry. The only person in this entire universe I care to be attracted to is standing right in front of me.
And he won’t even carry my bag.
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If you were trying to get me to carry it, that almost worked.
[ He's got it so, so bad. ]
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But oh? Is someone a little embarrassed? He leans a little to the side, dipping his head to catch his gaze in a teasing way. ]
Only almost? I’ll have to practice better ways to express my devotion, then.
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I guess you will.
[ So of course he just invites more of it. Inexplicably. ]
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Endless opportunities in the future, right?
[He smiles and straightens again, adjusting the bag over his shoulder.]
For now, let's keep moving on.
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RIGHT moving on. ]
What do we think the empty floor to occupancy ratio is gonna be in here?
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Time to wander out of this store.]
I suspect we'll be more bored than not. [So lots of empty floors.] But the promise of coming across something, even every once in a while, is enticing enough to keep going.
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[ HE KIDS. Onto the next however many escalators before they find something neat I guess. ]
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[His tone is joking right back but also, no. Never.
Up many escalators this time, and when a floor finally does have something, it's...
Well, it looks like an obstacle course.]
...Is this normal for a mall?
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Until finally they arrive at. Uh. ]
Uh. Not... really? I mean some malls have like trampoline parks, or play areas for kids with those shitty inflatable obstacle courses. I've never seen anything like this before.
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So then just unique to this place. It looks... [Hm.] Intense. Did you want to try?
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Do you?
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...Is what he should say, but his pride flares just a wee bit that look.]
And what's that supposed to mean, exactly?
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[ har har a D&D joke ]
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A disbelieving scoff! Are you calling him a skinny nerd?]
I have my powers. And my other form's strength might surprise you. Besides... [Cuts a glance at the obstacle course.] I bet I could keep up with you.
[Words to be carved onto his tombstone.]
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I think you might want to reconsider that stance.
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Maybe not beat you, but keep up. [Clarifying, as if that makes it more possible.]
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[ Henry you GREW UP IN A LAB. Alec grew up in a mercenary troupe. They are not the same. ]
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Half, maybe.
Probably.
SETS HIS BAG DOWN.]
Then put it to the test.
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[ He shrugs out of his jacket and hoodie, stepping over to what appears to be the starting area. He casts Henry a sideways glance. ]
I'll even let you count us down.
[ :) ]
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I'm not even going to bother detailing the rest because let's be real. Henry won't make it past that.
BUT HE THINKS HE PROBABLY WILL, and he says lightly-]
Fine. Ready?
[Giving them a moment, then-] Three... two... one [ha]... go.
[And they're off. Henry's long legs equal long strides, and at least he starts off... well. Motivated. How's Alec going to fare?]
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harder, faster, stronger.So Alec is fine. There's a moment at the start where Henry outpaces him thanks to being 87% limb, but it doesn't take Alec long to realize that this is definitely going to be a sprint rather than a marathon. He steps on the proverbial gas, shoots past, and takes the first two obstacles with an ease born of many, many years of practice. It's nostalgic, in its way. He can practically hear ol' Sarge barking orders at him from the sidelines.
When he gets to the top of the wall, that's where he stops, turning to look at how Henry's doing. How is Henry doing? ]
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