[This is ridiculous. He’s sloughed off his wet clothes for dry swim trunks. Irony abounds.
Looking for the LEAST INANE PAIR HE CAN FIND—]
Nothing that you wouldn’t be able to tell me already. How she’s restless, just wanting to have some fun. [wry:] Why, do you think I’m conspiring with your possession?
[Lets his towel hang across his shoulders, finally deciding upon the least offense pair of trunks visible — it is still bright turquoise and dotted with pastel seashells.]
Can she do that?
[Fire, electricity. Distaste in his otherwise controlled tone.]
But you can’t deny that a violent oni can have its uses in a place like this. With some give and take, you might even manage to sleep a little better at night.
[Rounding the rack so he’s back in sight, towel hung over his shoulders and bright turquoise trunks adorning his form. Can’t believe you got Henry Creel of all people to wear this on like day 2 of his time here.]
[ consider that only one of them is dressed at all right now. taking his stupid sopping shirt and beginning to Prestidigitate it dry. or at least less wet. ]
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Looking for the LEAST INANE PAIR HE CAN FIND—]
Nothing that you wouldn’t be able to tell me already. How she’s restless, just wanting to have some fun. [wry:] Why, do you think I’m conspiring with your possession?
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I never say this. [ but the fact that he just did is... ] What kind of fun do you think she meant, hm? Burn, break, electrify.
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Can she do that?
[Fire, electricity. Distaste in his otherwise controlled tone.]
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Electrify, yes.
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Slipping into these stupid, stupid swim trunks now.]
She didn’t specify. All of the above, probably.
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[Rounding the rack so he’s back in sight, towel hung over his shoulders and bright turquoise trunks adorning his form. Can’t believe you got Henry Creel of all people to wear this on like day 2 of his time here.]
Are you done changing?
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her eyes do the most microscopic dip
lips twitch ]
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JUDGE HIS SWIMWEAR]
What?
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Not because I want to.
Can’t imagine your choices are much better.
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Bikini? No? But look, they have neon birds on them.
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[Are they flamingoes.]
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Yes. Neon birds.
[ she will lean hard into this if it means they aren't talking about the oni. ]
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Okay.
[Okay?]
Pick what you want. [He doesn’t care!] Either way, I haven’t missed that you’re ignoring my advice.
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Henry, please.
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[Mirroring her tone with a quirking brow and head tilt.]
I’m only trying to help you.
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she tenses her jaw, not quite meeting his eye. what a stupid conversation to be having dressed like this. ]
Pah. Blame. I am used to blame.
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I find it hard to believe the inmates here aren’t willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Just think about it, Sprezzatura.
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I think about it every day, Mister Creel. [ she holds out a hand ] Here. Give me your clothes.
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But Henry complies, moving to gather up his wet clothes and draw close enough to hand them to her, even if he has to reach over a standee or two.]
What for?
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This for.
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You couldn't have done that before I changed into this?
[An addendum:]
That's a joke, by the way.
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